who the heck invented sex like why would you think to put your wing wang in the wizard sleeve
Darrah. 18. Oregon. Superwholock. Hiddleston. Cumberbatch. Etc.
i don’t think anyone really understands how much compliments actually mean to me like i usually brush them off with a joke and a quick “thank you” but really i remember compliments for forever so if you’ve ever complimented me or done something nice for me thank you so much wow
This is a PSA to ANY of my followers.
TAG ME IN STUFF.
YOU’RE NOT ANNOYING ME.
SEEING STUFF IN MY TAG.
MAKES MY DAY.
YOU THOUGHT OF ME.
YOU INCLUDED ME IN YOUR POST.
YOU WANTED ME TO SEE SOMETHING.
BLESS YOUR SWEET SOUL.
Shaylee and I are just so hood. We run these streets!
so i was driving around my neighborhood looking at christmas lights and went past this house that had cute little inflatable snowmen and the like. further down the lawn there was this animatronic-looking santa that was sitting with presents and shit. it was already creepy to begin with but when i started driving past it, it’s fucking head moved to follow my motion. i have never screamed so much at a christmas decoration in my life.
one time in high school i didnt read the assigned book and i was like fuck it imma write this essay anyway and i had no idea what the book was even about or who the characters were so i just spewed out some shit about archetypes and the teacher came up to me after class and told me i was the only student who truly understood the book